THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your senses because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is gooey, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells like medicine gone wrong. But hey, it might just make you levitate! One sip and you might see things a littl